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Beginners Guide to Sex Machines

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Thinking About Buying A Sex Or Fucking Machine?

As with anything else, it always pays to do your research when planning a major purchase. Hopefully, this guide will give you a few pointers to check up on before you part with your cash. Sex and Fucking Machines are expensive pieces of equipment, and as with any type of product out there the marketplace is filled with everything from junk to amazing bargains. I should know as I have tried the best and the worst.

This article aims to describe the different types of sex machines out there and what to look at when considering buying one. With some luck, it will help you avoid buying a lemon and mean that you get more fun and enjoyment out of your new bedroom accessory.

To start off then I will cover the basic types of sex machines available:

  • Fucking Machines
  • Sybian – this machine deserves its own section
  • Monkey Rockers
  • Power Tool Sex Machines
  • Home Made Sex Machines
  • Electro Stimulation Machines

These are the most common types of sex machines available, and prices vary from about £100 to over £2000 for a top of the range unit.

One consideration you should think about is the materials used in any penetrating attachment.

The following sections of the article are based on my own experiences and are my opinion on the matter, you will decide whether or not it’s good advice and I would love to hear about your experiences or thoughts about these types of machines.

Fucking Machines

I absolutely adore fucking machines and can spend hours just enjoying the feeling of being pleasured by something that won’t tire out and will just keep on going until I’m the one worn out. A fucking machine is one that penetrates you either vaginally or anally and simulates intercourse by thrusting a dildo in and out at a speed and depth that you can control.

Most machines use a flywheel to translate rotational movement from a motor into linear motion of a thrust rod to which a dildo is then attached. By altering the radius of the linkage arm on the flywheel, different depths of thrust can be set up, and the speed can be easily controlled to control the pace. Thrusting of up to four thrusts a second are not uncommon at faster settings and believe me that is enough to make your toes curl.

Fucking machines are a lot of funMachines such as my Fucking Machine use this principle to good effect. The most significant factor in how powerful these machines are is the torque output of the motors used. It takes a surprising amount of force to drive a dildo in and out of an orifice especially if that orifice is in mid-orgasm and contracting like crazy. It’s definitely worth buying a machine with a strong motor as you’ll regret getting one with a weak one. To give you an example, I can’t stop the Fucking Machine by clamping down on the dildo with my PC muscles but I can stall the cheap one if I do the same and that is purely due to the torque difference in the motors used.

So lots of Torque is useful in a fucking machine but it does have one drawback. A very powerful motor is excellent, but if your machine is light and you are using it with a large toy you can actually cause the machine to move back and forth instead of the dildo. so that is why we have 100kg floor suction cup available for selection to work with A3 and A8 sex machines

This is due to the torque overcoming the resistance it comes across by moving the machine as opposed to the dildo. Some people clamp their machine down to prevent this, I merely place my feet on the feet of the machine and have found this to be an excellent way of overcoming this problem.

A quick note on some of the cheap ‘machine gun’ type sex machines. They are much less expensive than a regular fucking machine but lack power and break relatively easily so only go for one of them if you cannot afford something better.

The Sybian

This machine is a legend in its own right and is an internet star, appearing on live shows like the Howard Stern show. It is basically a ride on vibrator, while that sounds a bit dull, believe me, the Sybian is anything but dull, it is a raging powerhouse that is designed to be able to rip orgasms out of you. It’s quite simply the most powerful vibrator that I have ever used and features some neat tricks up its sleeve.

The Sybian is one hell of a ride

An attachment is placed on top of the Sybian, and there are numerous ones available that offer the choice of penetration or non-penetrative fun. Many different sized sleeves are also available to alter the circumference of the attachments to suit everyone’s tastes.

You straddle the Sybian and insert the attachment into your vagina, your clitoris rests against a nubbed portion of the attachment, and these nubbs are designed to transmit the vibrations directly to your clit.

The machine just has two controls on a corded remote, and these are rotation and vibration, each function has its own on/off switch. The rotation feature makes the attachment move around inside of you applying pressure to your G-Spot while the vibration control alters the speed of the vibrations from amazing to OMG.

I can highly recommend the Sybian and using one actually caused me to squirt for the first time in my life, try one you will not be disappointed.

The only drawback to the Sybian is with the noise it makes, it’s loud, really loud. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone living in a flat or with parents as there is no way that no-one is going to notice it in operation.

Recently, there has been a huge increase in the number of Sybian clones available on the marketplace after the expiry of the original patent. With machines such as the Cowgirl and MotorBunny being a good option for anyone on a tight budget. I have reviewed the MotorBunny and loved it, and it is a more BDSM focussed sex machine.

Monkey Rocker

A monkey rocker is a human-powered fucking machine where you sit on a seat that has a dildo attached to it. You rock the chair back and forth, and this moves the dildo up and down allowing you to control the speed of thrusting.

A great way to get fit while you enjoy yourself

These machines are almost entirely silent with the only drawback being that your thighs can soon tire, that said it’s a great way to have fun while working out.

Power Tool Sex Machines

I mention these machines just to satisfy your curiosity, I would never recommend that anyone tries using them as power tools are designed for anything other than sex, and so safety is a big concern with these.

I am talking about the Drill-do and Fuck-saw here, you can buy adaptors to fit on a drill or reciprocating saw to allow you to install a dildo onto them. Yes, you heard that right a dildo on a power tool.

Don't try this at home without thinking it through properly

The most significant with these machines is through electrocution and friction burns (ouch), the human body is not designed to have things moving inside it with the speeds that these machines are capable of doing. That said though, if they do tickle your fancy, please use lots and lots of lube as you are going to need it.

Use a proper adaptor to mount a dildo, don’t just stick a dildo on the end of a saw blade as anyone with a modicum of common sense can see what is going to happen if you use it and severe injury or god forbid death could result from doing so. Use at your own risk.

Home Made Sex Machines

Lots of people make their own sex machines, and there are plans available on the net to build basic machines and a monkey rocker clone. If you do make one yourself get someone qualified to do the electrics and think about waterproofing them as body fluids do transmit electricity. Think safety first with every step of the build.

It is relatively cheap to make a sex machine

A lot of people use car windscreen wiper motors for their builds, one bonus with doing so is that it will be a 12V system which is safer, and you can get a lot of torque out of a windscreen motor, but the top speed will probably be restricted to about 120RPM.

While building a sex machine might appear to be a cheap option when you consider the safety implications of something going wrong it would probably be best to buy a machine designed as a sex toy rather than to cobble one together yourself unless you are very technically and safety minded.

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What are the Unique Benefits of Buying a Personal Sex Machine?

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In the present time, the use of sex machines is becoming extremely popular among young and mature individuals that want to achieve highest sexual desires and satisfaction. These machines are mechanical devices that offer immense sexual pleasure and are come with amazing facility than traditional sex toys. You can get the big bang sex with a machine that not simply thrust in and out but also give a rotating action of dildo to enhance the pleasure. Many people are finding these fuck machines online at affordable prices to fulfill their sexual fantasies so if you want to reap unique benefits of a Personal Sex Machine, you can get it from a reputed online store that deals in top-quality sex toys.

Here are some unique benefits that you can reap by having a sex machine:

Safe sex:

Using a machine for intercourse will offer you safety by preventing from the risk of pregnancy and also prevent sexually transmitted diseases such as infections, HIV, and HPV, etc. These machines come with soft and high-quality dildos that provide you with amazing intercourse experience. You can attach the machine with a power outlet and can use to achieve the orgasm without accompanied by a man in your room. It will give you the incredible climaxes with unlimited sex and fuel sexual pleasure by rotating the dildo. You can increase or decrease the speed to get full control over the action to get immense pleasure.


A Personal Sex Machine will enable you to go wild with your sexual desires without breaking the privacy. You can use it whenever you want in the closed room during the day or night without the intervention of a family member or friend. You will not have to call someone for help as you can operate it hands-free and can use for the intercourse to get the orgasm.


Portability is another unique benefit of a sex machine as you can take it along when you are on a vacation trip to another location. You can put it into your travel bag and can use in the hotel room when you feel horny. A portable mechanical device will fulfill your sexual desires while being alone in the room or you can also share it with your male or female traveling friend to make the moments more enjoyable and pleasing. A portable fetish sex machine is an ideal choice for fulfilling the burning sex desires.

Available for him and her:

Sex machines are designed for both men and women to provide exceptional pleasure for married couples, friends, and sex partners. These machines are come with king-size dildo and flashlight to provide sexual pleasure to couples. You can buy the machine to add more pleasure while enjoying the night with your partner and can use the machine for the immense satisfaction and orgasm for both.

Reasonably priced:

You can find the sex machine online under an affordable price range and can place an order to get it delivered at doorsteps.